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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
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Why did the computer go to school? To improve its bytes!
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
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What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
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Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to high school.
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Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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Why was the broom late? It swept in!
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
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Why was the music teacher locked outside? Because she left her keys on the piano.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
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What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What runs but never walks? Water.
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Why was the math class so cold? Too many degrees missing.
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Why did the student sit next to the lamp? They wanted to be bright.
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What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music.
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
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What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s on you.”
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Why don’t fish do well in school? They’re always swimming below sea level.
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby.
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Why is Cinderella bad at soccer? She always runs away from the ball.
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Why did the clock get kicked out of class? It kept tocking too much.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Her students were too bright.
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Why couldn’t the leopard hide? He was always spotted.
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What did the pen say to the pencil? “What’s your point?”
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Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them.
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What do you call a cow that plays music? A moo-sician.
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What did the traffic light say to the car? “Stop looking at me, I’m changing!”
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Why did the gym close? It just didn’t work out.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
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Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows.
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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork-chop.
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Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.
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Why was the beach wet? Because the seaweed.
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Why don’t mountains get cold? They wear snow caps.
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What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey.
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Why did the kid throw butter out the window? They wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
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Why couldn’t the pony sing? It was a little horse.
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Why did the student bring a pillow to class? For a nap-plication.
- I tried to take a selfie with my classmate. Selfie said memory full. It knows us too well
- If money doesn’t grow on trees…Why does every bank have branches?
- The bakery guy knows I love donuts.He calls me “regular customer” But I think he means “daily eater.”
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My brain during study time: loading… loading… error.
- The sun and I are similar.We both rise late in winter.
- My friend said he doesn’t like jokes. That joke itself was funny